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microsoft2000.com

Domain Name (.com)

Type:

Sixteen-character string, formerly available

Registered:

July 2026

Registered to:

Me. A private citizen with a credit card and no self-control at checkout.

Formerly:

Presumably nobody's. That's the whole bit.

Location:

Somewhere on the Internet, near Redmond in spirit only

As of today I am pleased, and only slightly embarrassed, to report that I am the proud owner of a small and extremely silly part of Microsoft history: the string “microsoft2000” followed by dot com.

Percent of Microsoft Corporation owned:

0.0000000000%*

Assets acquired:

One (1) domain name, previously associated in spirit only with a beloved 26-year-old operating system

Voting rights at shareholder meetings:

None. I checked. Twice.

Historical significance:

Immeasurable (assessed by me, this morning, over coffee)

Clippy's opinion on this:

It looks like you're overclaiming. Would you like help?

*Rounding performed by an unlicensed accountant using a Windows 2000 copy of Calculator.

This site is a work of satire. microsoft2000.com is an independently owned and operated novelty domain.

It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or in any legal, financial, or spiritual sense connected to Microsoft Corporation.

Windows®, Windows 2000®, and the little flag logo belong entirely to Microsoft. The teal desktop, on the other hand, belongs to nostalgia — which belongs to everyone.

No lawyers, shareholders, or Clippys were harmed in the making of this page.

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ownership.cert — Notepad

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CERTIFICATE OF DOMAIN OWNERSHIP

(historical significance unverified)

This certifies that

the person reading this on their own computer

is the sole, rightful, and entirely self-appointed owner of the domain microsoft2000.com, and may now claim — at parties, on résumés, under oath in small claims court — to own “a part of Microsoft history.”

Not redeemable for shares, stock options, or a job at Microsoft.

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Ownership asserted.
Bill Gates has not been notified.

My Pictures — Guests

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Barry — Local Bar Trivia Legend (Ep. 1)

Denise — Suspiciously Good at Geography (Ep. 4)

Mark — Buzzed In Before The Question Finished (Ep. 6)

The Nguyen Twins — Shared One Buzzer On Principle (Ep. 9)

Someone's Mom — Still Undefeated (Ep. 12)

Kevin — Very Confident, Very Wrong (Ep. 15)

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My Pictures

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4 computer(s) — workgroup NOTMSFT

DOOM Shareware

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This embeds a third-party page, so it won't stretch to fill the window. For true fullscreen, open it directly in its own tab.

id Software, 1993 — free shareware episode

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A nod to the Windows 95 CD-ROM, which famously bundled this exact video as a multimedia demo.

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